Sacha Baron Cohen's Funniest Quotes

He’s dumped the late Kim Jong-il’s “ashes” on Ryan Seacrest and threatened Matt Lauer on the “Today” show. Sacha Baron Cohen is back to his insane antics in "The Dictator," which opens today.

Co-starring Anna Faris and Ben Kingsley, the comedy follows Admiral General Aladeen, ruler of the fictitious North African country Wadiya, on his journey to address the United Nations in New York City.

In celebration of “The Dictator,” we’ve put together a list of ten memorable Sacha Baron Cohen quotes, ranging from Dictator General Aladeen, to Austrian fashionista Bruno, to Kazakhstan’s own Borat, and all the way back to his days as Ali G. Enjoy and remember, it's all for fun!

General Aladeen: "I love it when women go to school. It’s like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it’s so adorable for us.                         More Read