A most unlikely pin-up: No, he ISN'T gay. In fact, Gareth Malone says being in a choir makes you catnip for ladies

Gareth Malone is appalled. His face is asking: ‘What is wrong with this country?’ 


The problem (apart from recession, gales, unemployment and Jeremy Clarkson, obviously)? There is no piano at No 10 Downing Street.


‘Can you believe it?’ harrumphs our favourite choirmaster, declaring it a national disgrace that there isn’t at least one Steinway behind the most famous front door in Britain. Little wonder we are in such an unharmonious state.     Read More