The Bafta for brainless TV goes to... Made In Chelsea where the action is as fake as the tans wins a Bafta nomination while Downton Abbey is snubbed

One fine morning, I spy Caggie Dunlop on the corner of a London street. Yes, that’s right. The Caggie Dunlop. What do you mean, you’ve never heard of her? Caggie is one of the stars of Made In Chelsea, the E4 scripted reality show. Do try and keep up. 

Caggie was flicking her blonde hair around as she ‘acted’ in front of a Made in Chelsea film crew. A bit of a nerve, for not only is Caggie to acting what Tinkerbell is to Sumo wrestling, we were not even in Chelsea — we were in Kensington, which is an entirely different thing altogether. 

Yet Caggie was being filmed exiting a house, pulling a wheeled suitcase behind her and climbing into a Rolls-Royce.         Full Read