The two-tone tourist is one of dozens of tan fans shown up on an hilarious website.
Zebra stripes and glow-in-the-dark orange fac
es are all mocked by visitors to PaleIsTheNewTan.com.
Photos include one man falling asleep with his hand on his belly — leaving a white hand print.
One girl has swapped bathing costumes and overlooked her tan line, while another woman seems to have gone for a dip in a chocolate fountain. Full Read